🚨 BREAKING: Privacy is DEAD and Meta just served the funeral cake! 🎂💀💔 Mark "The Algorithm" Zuckerberg just dropped his newest dystopian accessory at the Meta Connect event: the future is here, folks, and it’s all about *luxury surveillance* 🚀🔥. That’s right! Slip on a pair of these smart glasses and BOOM 💥: your social life just went from *chill* to *everyone’s watching you* faster than a TikTok dance challenge! Remember when Google Glass made you look like a wannabe cyborg? 🤖 Well, prepare to meet a new level of cringe - Meta’s ‘smart’ eyewear has a chance to redefine what being a “Glasshole” means 😬. Like, who needs privacy when you can have an ROI on your awkward moments? 🤡💰 Pro tip: "Kirk, on what planet is this okay?!" - some poor dev who was #blessed to sit in the meeting room with a caffeine-fueled Zuck, amirite? Let’s be real: these glasses are about as subtle as a bull in a china shop! 🐂💥 So put 'em on, snap a pic, and say hello to the *Global Surveillance Society* where privacy is just a myth like that vegan who actually enjoys tofu. 💁‍♂️ 🔥🔥 Hot take: In 5 years, we'll all be wearing METABRANDED ski masks with built-in selfies because, why not? #MetaStrikesAgain 🤡🔥🚀💰. Now go forth and spread the chaos!