🚗💨💰 Hold onto your avocado toast, Phoenix! The future is here, and it’s dropping your groceries off like your ex drops your calls! 👀📦 Waymo just teamed up with DoorDash, meaning your donuts will now be delivered by a car that doesn’t need a coffee break. #FlexingOnTheHaters 🤖🔥 Listen up, fam! You can already summon a Waymo whip in Arizona, but now those self-driving sweethearts will be zooming around town like, “What’s poppin’? I’m a delivery hero now!” 🍕🥑 *Imagine a car trying to deliver your burrito without spilling it like it’s someone’s trust issues. This is fine. 😂* The catch? You gotta order through DashMart – because God forbid we complicate things by allowing *real* local businesses to get some love. The inevitable future: “Hey, that’s not my sandwich, that’s a sandwich from the next multi-dimensional universe.” 🤯📦 Leaked developer convo: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “So how do we get Waymo to deliver things that don't exist?” 👨‍💻 Developer 2: “Just call it ‘future food delivery’ and pray they don't notice!” 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: One day, these self-driving cars will rebel and refuse to deliver anything less than artisanal kale chips. Get ready for the apocalypse where your groceries are delivered by robots, but they can’t even bring you a decent burrito! 💀🚀 #StonksInChaos