🚨📱💼 BREAKING: Your Phone Is Now a Tourist Attraction at the Border! 🛂✨ So listen up, fam! The US Customs and Border Protection (CBP) is out here treating your phone like a dog at the park, sniffing around for who-knows-what. Record-high phone searches are happening at the gates of freedom, and your rights? They’re as clear as mud in a swamp. 🐊💦 Imagine you're all set to impress the fam with your vacation pics 📸😎, but instead of compliments, they ask, "Did you bring back any illegal memes?" Y’all, that’s a cope 🤡💀. *Leaked* developer quote says: “Honestly, we're just looking for any memes that can’t be printed out in a court of law 🚫🧾.” AND, get this: while the CBP is busy swiping left on your secrets, you might wanna consider encrypting your doodles! 🔐💻 Or just don’t take your phone—go full “I’m living in 1999” and use a flip phone. 📞💅 In summary: This is fine! 🔥🌈 Your phone is basically a sticker album of your life… and now it’s on the government’s fridge! Prediction: By 2024, CBP will be asking for your phone’s screen time before letting you in—complete with a “No Shark Emoji, No Entry” policy. 🚀🤯 STONKS! 💰💵