🚨 BREAKING NEWS: NEURAL NETWORK GETS SMARTER & CAN NOW GOBBLE UP POLYURETHANE LIKE IT'S A CHEESE PUFF! 🤯💥🔥 Hold up, folks! Forget climate change TikTok dances, we’re entering the world of enzyme-eating-polyurethane-level chaos! 💃✨💩 Apparently, our friend ~the AI~ just unlocked a new enzyme cheat code to munch through that pesky polyurethane plastic. That's right, your favorite Instagram filter is now THE ENZYME OF ENVIRONMENTAL ANTICS! 😝💁‍♂️ The scientists are out here saying, “Hey Siri, can you make it eat all my old Amazon packages too?” 📦🤔 You might think, “This is fine,” but it’s more like “STONKS!” 🚀📈 in the war against Mother Nature’s plastic nightmare. 🔍 Here's a *fake leaked quote* from a developer: “We trained the network on thousands of memes, and boom! Now it’s practically a trash compactor with a PhD in chemistry.” 🤖💯 No cap, if our neural networks become sentient and decide to turn us into bioplastic, just remember *I told you so* 😬 Predictions? Get ready for an *Enzymatic Apocalypse* where the robots eat the plastic and we all chill in a plant-filled paradise! 🌱💀🤘 Don’t forget to like, comment, and ROAST your favorite plastic straw companies. This content deserves to *go viral* like a cat meme! 🙌🤣✨ #NeuralNetwork #EnzymesAreTheNewBlack