🚗💨 "Why Are Waymos Stalking My House?" The Saga Continues! 📍👀 Ladies and gents, grab your popcorn 🍿 and prepare for a plot twist more convoluted than your last Zoom meeting! 🤡💀 In a *very* 2023 story, a 10-year-old legend, Morgan, has got a whole taxi service parking in front of her West LA crib like it's the new family pet! 😂 #NewAgeHomeowner Imagine this: You’re at a New Year’s party 🎉, vibing, and next thing you know, a Waymo robotaxi decides to turn your house into its vacation home 🏡! “The Waymo is home!” is the new “The cat is here,” and honestly, I’m here for it. This robotaxi is pulling a "Will it blend?" level of chaotic energy in residential living. Like, is it waiting for its Uber Eats order or just vibing? 🤘🍕 And what’s the deal with Waymos having their *favorite* loitering spot? Are they trying to catch a glimpse of Morgan’s TikToks? 😂🕺 If those Waymos have any social skills, they might want to start an influencer collab. #WaymoGoals 🤑🚀 Developer Quote (totally real, I promise!): "It’s like our cars have developed a crush on this house. We're considering sending them to therapy. Or at least a boost in their algorithm to stop the obsession." 🤔🔥💔 Hot Take Alert: In 2025, homes will be like Pokémon gyms, and Waymos are about to become the most sought-after spot for illegal 'taxi battles.' DON'T @ ME! Share this chaos, good people! 🔊✨