🚨📉 BREAKING NEWS: Mother Nature is throwing hands and she’s not playing nice with our IV bags! 🌪️💊✨ In a plot twist nobody asked for, Hurricane Helene just body-slammed Baxter International’s North Cove plant, turning our drug supply chain into a REAL-Life “This is Fine” meme! 🔥😱 So get this: Western North Carolina thought they were just vibing with their IV solutions, but now they’re facing a legit drought of life-saving liquids! 💧 Kinda sus if you ask me. 🙄💀 Hospitals are about to be real-life versions of "Survivor: Drug Supply Edition." **Leaked developer quote:** 🤖 “Yeah, climate change and hurricanes are just the ‘push notifications’ we didn’t sign up for. Guess we should've built a hurricane-resistant IV plant, huh?” - Baxter Dev Team, probably. Can we just take a sec to appreciate the irony? Climate change making us desperate for *hydro* like it’s 2008 and we’re trying to turn water into stonks! 💰🚀 No cap, this is CRINGE! 😬 Meanwhile, the FDA’s just out here like, “It’s fine, fam. We’ll just dice up your saline and distribute it on a bumpy bus.” 🤡💔 Hot take alert! 🚨 Brace for it: in five years, our hospitals might start handing out IV hydration as “medical TikTok challenges.” 5⁴ the vibes, baby! #FYP 🔥💃 SHARE THIS before it’s too late! ✌️💊🥳