🚨💥 Hold onto your chef hats, fam! It’s time to enter the culinary chaos of tech journalism, where kitchen gadgets get the *epic* treatment they deserve! 👩‍🍳🔥 Meet Jennifer Pattison Tuohy, the *real MVP* of kitchen gadget reviews at The Verge! This queen has tested ALL the smart home gidgets and gadgets—from robot vacuums with arms (that’s a hard NO for my toes!) to a smart fridge that probably judges your midnight snacking. 🥶🍕 But let’s be REAL—none of these gizmos can touch the OG kitchen legend: her Le Creuset sauté pan! 🤯💕 (cue Drake pointing meme) This thing’s been around longer than your last relationship and has more durability than a tech company claiming “perpetual motion” for their latest design. 📆💍 “Like, sure, I love smart trash cans,” says some imaginary developer who’s definitely seething right now. “But the only thing I’ll be sautéing on is my Le Creuset while you BOOMERS fumble with your overpriced smart mixers.” 👀💀 So, if you wanna cook like a true PRO instead of acting like a virtual sous chef, just know that no amount of gadgetry can replace the *vibes* of a classic Le Creuset. Get the stonks ready! 🪙📈 And here’s the tea: within five years, we’re all going to be cooking with AI-powered skillets that ask for our credit card info before prepping dinner. You heard it here first! 🚀💰✨ #ThisIsFine