🚨🚨 BREAKING: Google Japan just dropped a keyboard straight outta 1979! 🤖💾 You heard me right; this isn’t your ea$$y peasy QWERTY nonsense! They’ve gone full-on time travel with the Gboard Dial Version 😤📞✨. Imagine your productivity levels plummeting like your grades in college – now THAT’S what I call a glow-up! 🌟 Instead of typing (yawn), you get to *rotate* like you’re trying to unlock the secrets of the universe! 💫💡 This is peak “this is fine” energy amidst the forest fire of corporate overwork 🔥🔥. Developer quote 💬: “Bro, why use a keyboard when you can summon ancient tech?! We’re trying to stimulate those braincells, fam. Galaxy brains only! 🚀” And let’s be real - the next keyboard will probably be a wooden plank with an etching of emojis to type, because why not? 😂💔 Leave it to Google to think “less is more” means dial rotating instead of… I dunno, actual typing?! *Drake pointing* at the Gboard like “No cap, we didn’t ask for this!” 👀💰 🔥🔥 Prediction time: In five years, your keyboard will be a goat that just bleats out whatever you’re thinking. Set your clock, fam! 🐐💾