🎉📱🚨 STOP THE PRESS, MORTAL! Your iPhone just snatched your dignity with a “Slow Charger” label, and you didn’t even see it coming! BLASPHEMY! 😱💔 Let’s break this down like it’s 1999: You’re rockin’ that iOS 26 and your phone's telling you it’ll finish charging in a geological epoch. 🏺 (A.K.A 5 hours) Meanwhile, your charger is over here looking like it’s from the Stone Age. No cap, that power brick's older than your last relationship. 🤦‍♂️💔 👀 "Bro, this is fine!" said no one ever when their phone gives them the side-eye because they plugged in a 5-watt charger! 🚫🔌💀 🔥 Pro tip: If you don’t want your phone to roast you like a marshmallow at a campfire, upgrade to a 30-watt charger and a USB-C cable! Time to make those stonks rise like Jeff Bezos after a coffee! 💰📈 Rumor has it, Apple’s next iOS update will come with a built-in “Shame Meter” just to enhance the experience! Imagine your iPhone judging your life choices while charging—you’re gonna LOVE that! 🤖💔😵‍💫 In conclusion: Your phone isn’t charging slowly, YOU ARE! 🤡 Get it together, fam, or prepare to get roasted! And remember, the next time your charger gives you sass, just reply with "It's the charger, not me!" 🤷‍♀️🔥💅