💰🚨 BREAKING: Apple’s iPhone 17 Repair Prices Are Here – and They’re STONKS? But make it CRINGE 🍏💔!! You thought you could escape your iPhone's inevitable breakdown? Think again, fam! 🤡🔥 Apple's tossed out their new *repair fees* like they’re Black Friday deals but for your wallet. Brace yourselves: fixing that shattered glass could cost you an arm AND a leg – do you think this is fine? 🐻🔥 **Quick breakdown** – Because who needs a healthy bank account? 😅👇 - **Battery Replacement**: $99 💀 (Guess what, it’s still gonna die in 5 hours! 😂) - **Screen Repair**: $270 💸 (Perfect for flipping your phone to the wall when it's slow – based on the latest scientific research!) - **Other Repairs**: Start at $199 – stonks, or should I say *cringe*? 🤦‍♂️💥 Imagine a developer crying in a dark room, “I made an iPhone that doesn't last a whole day for about a grand... 😭” 🔥 Prediction: Companies will start charging by the minute for your *iPhone experience*. "You’ve hit your limit – PAY UP TO KEEP USING YOUR PHONE!" 🤖🚀 So invest now or do the *this is fine* meme! Share this chaos, bbs! 🤯✨