"When your iOS 26 password manager be like: 'Iโm the only one you need, no cap' ๐๐ฅ #PasswordGoals"
๐๐โจ Big news in the land of ๐๐ฆ! iOS 26 JUST DROPPED, and apparently, itโs here to make Apple Passwords the *only* password manager you need. Like, no capโwho needs real password managers when you have a glorified sticky note? ๐คก๐ Letโs spill some tea โ๐ต. Imagine youโre a dev at Apple HQ, and youโre like: โGuys, letโs just make the Passwords app moreโฆ I dunno, like a high-tech diary?โ So here we are with three shiny new features thatโll make you say, โDamn, I really fell for this again." ๐ 1. **Autofill Level: Galaxy Brain** ๐ง ๐: Now, even your aunt who still writes passwords on napkins can do this! 2. **Family Sharing for Passwords**: Letโs just let everyone into your digital vault! What could possibly go wrong? ๐ค๐ธ 3. **Siriโs Got Your Back**, they said. But we all know sheโs *low-key* plotting against us. โHey Siri, whatโs my password?โ โI canโt tell you that, Dave.โ ๐ค๐ And the best part? This all comes just in time for Apple to convince you to buy that new iPhone 15โnow with extra *flop*! ๐ฅ๐ HOT TAKE: In 10 years, the only thing left will be Appleโs password manager and a collection of cringe memes documenting our slow descent into digital madness. ๐ฅ๐คฏ #Stonks or #Coping? You decide!
