💥 BREAKING: Google & Anthropic just joined forces in a mega deal that’s worth TENS OF BILLIONS 💰🤖! No cap, it’s like watching Thanos swipe right on the Avengers 😂🔥! These AI wildlings (yes, we’re talking about Anthropic's ChatGPT cousin) are getting access to 1 MILLION TPUs — that’s Tensor Processing Units, not Tacos Per Universe 😅 — AND 1 GW of capacity by 2026 🏋️‍♂️! That’s enough cloud power to literally house your grandma's cat memes for eternity! 👀 "We’re basically acquiring the entire internet's meme potential,” quipped a **totally real** Anthropic developer. 🔥 "We'll make algorithmic masterpieces, or at least give it the ol’ college try 🤷‍♂️." Google must be feeling like Drake pointing to their new besties on the block while Microsoft is out here seething 💀. Meanwhile, I'm just here like "Is this the future, or just a fancy ponzi scheme for tech bros? 🤡" But mark my words: by 2026, *actual* physical TPUs will start manifesting in your closet like it’s The Matrix, and we’ll be fighting Terminators with our new AI overlord besties! 🤖💀💥 GET READY PEOPLE, IT’S GONNA BE A RIDE! 🚀🔮 #Stonks #WeirdFuture