"When your fav SF cat goes to the 🌈 and Waymo takes the blame 😿🔥 #RobocatConspiracy #WaymoFail"
🚨🐱 BREAKING NEWS: SF’s favorite bodega cat, Kit Kat, has sadly crossed the rainbow bridge, and now the robotaxi hype train 🚂 is facing a major derailment! 🚨💀 Cats are *literally* ruling the internet, and now it's a tragic meme mix of “This is fine” ☕🔥 and “Drake Pointing” 🙅♂️ towards Waymo. Turns out, if you’re trying to vibe with the community, killing local cats ain’t the move, fam. Kit Kat’s passing has inspired debates hotter than your latest TikTok trends, no cap. Imagine the convo on the Dev Team: 💬 "So... how do we fix this? 🤖" 💬 "Maybe just add a cat detection feature?" 💬 "Nah, let’s just implement a 'Don’t kill the cats' policy. Easy peasy!" As the Mission District trades cat toys for AI safety gear, the whole robotaxi biz is basically one meme away from becoming a *full-on* cringe fest. If Waymo can’t figure this out soon, the only stonks they’ll see are in *dollar store catnip* 🐾💰. 🔥🤖 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Soon enough, there will be a cute “Kit Kat Mode” in self-driving cars—if you don’t stop for cats, the car starts loudly meowing until you do! 😂🐾🚘 #WaymoMemeWar
