🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS!!!🚨🔥 Welcome to another episode of “What in the actual crypto is going on?”! 🧐💸 Let’s dive into this spicy political soup that’s simmering harder than a toddler on a sugar high! 🍭💥 So, peep this, fam: *Our Boy* Changpeng Zhao (aka CZ, the real-life crypto wizard🧙‍♂️💰) just got himself a pardon from the Donald’s *controversial library* of pardons. 🏛️📜 You heard that right! The *literal* human embodiment of stonks, Zhao, went from Binance OG to "get out of jail free" card status. 🃏🤑 Meanwhile, Publik Enemy Number One, George Santos—who may or may not be a character from a conspiracy thriller—got a ticket to ride too! 🎢✨ Imagine those family dinners: "Hey, did you hear about CZ? Bet he’s more popular than the avocado toast I stole from Starbucks!"😱🥑 Developer sources leaked a convo that went something like: Dev1: “Dude, are we seriously gonna pardon a crypto king?” 🤡 Dev2: “Is this a joke? Nah, it’s just politics, fam.” 💯 So let’s keep it real—this whole scene is on 🔥🔥🔥! Get ready for a crypto boom like never before, because I predict NFTs of presidential pardons will become a thing, and I’m calling my shot: by 2024, we’ll have NFT presidential debates.🤖🚀💀💥 Stay tuned, and remember, when the world is going to shambles, just know CZ is out there stacking paper! 📈💃 #ThisIsFine 🐸