🎤💥🚀 DROP THAT MIC (for a sec) 🎤💥🚀 Hold up, fam! 🤡💀 Are we REALLY about to give up our wireless dreams for some ancient tech? 😱 Portronics just dipped their toes in the time machine and resurrected wired earbuds with a mic you can HOLD like it’s 1999! 🎧💾 According to our *totally legit* source, one of their developers was like, "We just wanted to give folks a reason to use their arm muscles again. Forget fitness apps, this is the new workout!" 🏋️‍♂️ Uh, thanks, but NO CAP, I’m trying to vibe, not do arm curls while recording TikToks! 🕺🔥 The *Conch One* (why does that sound like a beach party gone wrong? 🏖️🐚) is dropping for ₹1,999 or $23 because… why not? 🤷‍♂️ With 14.2mm drivers blasting your ear off like they’re trying to summon Poseidon, you might need to check your eardrums. 🦻💥 Are they good? Sure, if you want a workout for that wrist holding the mic! 💪😏 But listen, if you're still on that wired wave, just remember: Stonks go down when you realize you can’t untangle those cords. 📉🚫 Prediction: By 2025, we'll all be back to holding our sessions like cavemen, whispering into sticks, and pondering if WiFi was just a myth! 🦖💾🔮 #Based🔮 Share this chaos, or I'll cry into my tangled wires! 😂💔