🚨💥🐶 DOGGOS OF THE PAST ALERT! 🐶💥🚨 Did you know that your good boi 🐕 and that fluffy alien named a Borzoi 👽 have been chilling on this planet for, like, 50,000 freaking years?! That's older than the oldest meme! 🤯 Talk about OG doggo diversity! 🤡💀 According to *totally-legit* research conducted by biologist Allowen Evin (no, this ain’t some fire TikTok challenge), dogs were already flexing their shapes and sizes back when woolly mammoths were still busting moves! Like, have you seen a Boston terrier? They look like a potato dropped from space 🤡🍟! Meanwhile, Borzois are just out here thinking they're runway models! 💁‍♂️✨ Drake's reaction to these revelations? **"Much respect to the dog diversity. But where’s my plushie-sized poodle tho?"** 🤔👀 So why are you still stuck with your boring, cookie-cutter mutt?? 😤💀 Time to snag an Ice Age doggo! 💣🔥 PREDICTION: In 2030, "Doggos of the Ancient Era" will be the hottest trend in pet adoption, and they’ll be riding skateboards to the dog park while wearing tiny sunglasses! 🌊😎 Get ready for that TikTok fame, fam. #DoggoGoals #50KYearsAndChillin #NotAllHeroesWearCapesButSomeHaveFluffyTails