🚨🔔 *BREAKING* : WATCH OUT, MEDICAL WORLD! 🚨🔔 Ever heard of the OG guru of conflicting opinions? Meet Mullah Nasreddin, the ultimate vibe-checker with a twist! 🧙‍♂️✨ Imagine walking into a room with these two villagers, both begging for wisdom like they’re trying to bag a TikTok collab with Dua Lipa 🤳💅. So, Villager A spills the tea about how he got wronged, and Nasreddin claps back with, “You are absolutely right!” 🤩 Then, Villager B rolls in and spills more tea—guess what, our boy Nasreddin slaps him with the same line! “You are absolutely right!” 😱💬 *Meanwhile, the bystander, probably chai-sipping like it's a Netflix drama, is just like... “This is fine” 🔥💀. I can literally hear the cringe when he exclaims, “But how can they BOTH be right?!” Leaked insider gossip: "Nasreddin’s secret? Just agree with everyone and let the chaos reign. #Based" 💯 Next hot take: If Mullah Nasreddin had a Twitter account, he’d be the king of ratioing any medical debate. Expect his DMs to be flooded with *doctors* seething over their ‘very serious’ opinions! 🤖👑🔥 I mean, is he the original “What if I told you...?” meme? Think about it 👀. Stonks up for *absolutely* incorrect logic in medicine, fam! Keep that energy! 🚀💰