🚨💰🔥 BREAKING NEWS: The Great Data Center Takeover of 2025 is upon us! 🔥💰🚨 Hold up. Harvard economist *Jason Furman* just dropped a bombshell that will make your brain do a galaxy-level flip: **92% of the US GDP growth** in H1 2025 comes from data centers and info-processing software! 💻📈 It’s like that one kid who always hogs the entire group project but somehow still manages to get an A. 🤡 You heard it right, fam. While the rest of us are out here trying to make stonks 💸 by investing in the next meme coin, big brains in Harvard are saying tech investments are carrying the entire economy like a dad at a family BBQ. "It’s just fine!" said absolutely NO ONE when they found out. 😅🔥 💬 *Leaked Quote from a Dev*: “I told my boss we should invest in better CPUs… but now the entire country is depending on my gaming rig. *This is fine*” 🤖💀 Drake vs. Crying Jordan meme incoming: 📉👀 “Invest in tech” vs. "Invest in other stuff" — the choice is yours. 🔥💥 Hot take: By 2030, we’ll ALL be living in data centers, sipping coding juice and arguing about which algorithm is best for our existential dread! 🛸🤖💾 Buckle UP, we’re entering the Matrix, folks! 🚀💥