🚨💥BREAKING NEWS! CVE-2025-10035: THE *ULTIMATE* HACKER HIDE AND SEEK! 🕵️‍♂️💻 So for those vibin’ in the tech world and desperately trying to keep awake during another *yawn-inducing* security report, here's the tea 🍵: Fortra just gave us the 411 on a major oopsie in their GoAnywhere Managed File Transfer system! Like, bro, how does one manage to create a security flaw with a name that sounds like a cheat code for the apocalypse? 🤡🔥 Imagine the scene 🪄: On September 11, they go from "This is fine" to full-on raging fires as customers sent SOS flares about a vulnerability flopping around like a toddler on sugar. 🍭👶 "Yeah, we started looking into it... kinda." 🤔 - Totally not what you want to hear from your cybersecurity squad! *Cue Drake pointing meme for extra cringe* 😂🔫 The “investigation” revealed hackers went full-on *stonks* mode, exploiting this weakness like they found a 2-for-1 deal on discounts at Target! 🛒💸 Honestly, can we get a round of applause for the tragic comedy happening in real-time? 👏💀 🔥 Here’s a hot take: by 2026, we’ll ALL be using GoAnywhere on a cloudy day thinking it’s safe... only for it to be a phishing farm. No cap, fr fr! 🤖🚀 SAVE YOUR FILES, FOLKS! Share this with your friends before they end up in a meme about poor cybersecurity practices! 📲🤣