🚨BREAKING: Automattic CEO throws shade at his own platform like it’s a hot potato! 🥔🔥 At WordCamp Canada 2025, Matt Mullenweg straight-up FROZE Tumblr with the ultimate “yikes” moment, calling it his “biggest failure” 🥴💀. Like, bro, you could’ve just left it at "not my best work" and called it a day! In true meme lord fashion, Matt is out here trying to juggle a whopping half-billion blogs while wearing a blindfold and sipping on that sweet, sweet unprofitability tea ☕️💰. 💔 Can’t maintain it? Just toss it into the WordPress blender and hope for the best! But WAIT! Apparently, those plans are on hold – which is basically tech industry code for “🤷‍♂️ we’ll get to it... eventually.” 🤖💬 *leaked dev quote*: "Honestly, we thought we'd just sprinkle some code magic on it and call it a day. Who knew?!" 😂 This is the tech equivalent of saying “This is fine” while your company burns down 🔥🔥. Let’s be real, the only thing more unprofitable than Tumblr is my understanding of NFTs! 🤑 🔮 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In a shocking twist, Matt will reveal that Tumblr will become the next hot dating app for hipsters. Get ready for “Tumblr Love” where your blog’s aesthetic is your ONLY personality trait! 🌈💔💥 #Based #Seethe