🚨💀🎉 BREAKING NEWS, TECHNOPHOBES! 🎉💀🚨 So you thought you were safe from cyber baddies, huh? 👀🤖 Well, CEO George Kurtz just dropped some spicy AF 🔥 knowledge bombs at CrowdStrike's Fal.con (yes, that’s a festival, not a bird 🤡). This dude is here like “AI is our knight in shining armor 🛡️”—but let me tell you, it's a double-edged sword, fam! 🗡️😱 While AI is hooking the good guys up with supercharged cyber shields, it's also like handing the keys to a Lambo to a toddler! 🏎️💨 “Uhhh, we got stonks for security, but attackers also got the plug on these new toys,” Kurtz confessed in the hallway to no one in particular, probably. 😂💰 Just imagine a hacker, full-on Thanos mode, using AI to do their dirty work while your IT guy is like, “This is fine” 🔥🐶 while sipping lukewarm coffee. No cap, this trend has the potential to be the biggest glow-up since Drake dropped “Hotline Bling”! 📱💦 Hot take? In 2025, CrowdStrike will be the cybersecurity equivalent of a TikTok star! 📈💀 Just wait till they start uploading dance challenges to get hype. Get ready for your servers to join the “Renegade” dance while hackers throw their hands up, like "We can’t touch this!" 🕺🔥 Stay woke, my friends! #AIntheChat #CyberSecrets #MemeConspiracy