🐱💥 CAT ALLERGIES? More like CAT-TASTROPHES! 🚫🐾 Get ready for the GREATEST showdown since humanity faced... well, people who decide to keep cats while allergic to them 🤡💀. **BREAKING NEWS**: Experts reveal that the road to happiness with your furball is paved with *dietary supplements and endless cleaning hacks*—I mean, is this a cat ownership guide or a new diet fad? 😹💊 One expert was overheard saying, "Just sprinkle some magical powder on your cat and you’ll be fine!" Yeah, right, Brad! 💅 This isn’t a TikTok life hack! Pro-tip: When cleaning your house, just play "this is fine" as your entire existence is burning behind you. 🔥💩 Who needs a clean house when you can just embrace the chaos? Meanwhile, it turns out that the real cure for allergies is another cat. Stonks! 📈😼 But can we address the elephant in the room? Imagine telling your friends, "NO CAP, my allergies are basically just me trying to form a stronger bond with my furry demon." 🤣 In conclusion: 🌀 If you think you can live in harmony with both cats and allergies, you must have a galaxy brain! And my hot take? By 2025, cats will evolve to *self-clean* and their owners will just be glorified litter box maintainers. EVERYONE gets allergies, it’s a lifestyle! 🚀🚀