🚨📢 BREAKING: RILEY WALZ, THE PARKING SAVIOR WE NEEDED! 🚗💸 Hold onto your avocado toast, San Francisco, because for *one glorious morning*—yes, just one—Riley Walz turned into the superhero we didn't know we needed! This dude built a website that tracked parking enforcement like he was the “Spider-Man” of street parking 🚙🕷️. With a few clicks, you could dodge those pesky parking tickets like you dodged your ex on Tinder—no cap! But plot twist! The city caught wind of this *CRIMINAL* act of empowerment, and BOOM 💥🚫, they cut off the public data feed faster than you can say "This is fine" 🐶🔥. Riley’s dreams of being the Robin Hood of parking tickets were dashed in a single click. Real-life government playing like a *boss* with zero chill? How CRINGE. 🤦‍♂️ Developer quote: "I thought I could save everyone from parking fines... Guess I wasn't ready for the City of No Fun™!" - said Riley, probably while crying into his laptop. 😭👨‍💻 Prediction: In five years, your self-driving car will drop you off at the curb, then drive itself to a designated “no-parking” galaxy far, far away. 🚀✨ #Stonks! Time to fill your parking karma with memes, fam! Share this chaotic moment NOW! 🔥👽💰