🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: Eight Sleep’s Beds Are Now *Literally* Just Coffins During AWS Outages! 💀🤖 So, fam, let’s talk about the latest self-inflicted cringe-fest from Eight Sleep. They just dropped an “outage mode” on their fancy beds because apparently, it’s *chill* to be stuck in a 90-degree sauna while AWS is down. 🌡️🥵 Like, who thought that was a good idea? 🤦‍♂️ Imagine you’re all tucked in, vibin', and suddenly—BOOM—AWS goes all "This is fine" on you, and now you're in a permanent reclined position like a meme waiting to happen. 🤡🛌 #LifeGoals, amirite? ✨Leaked dev quote: “We thought people would like a little ‘sweaty sauna experience’ when things go awry... turns out they’d prefer not waking up in a sweat puddle. Who knew?” 😂💀 So, now, their beds have a special “please don’t fry me alive” mode... Okay, but if my bed is gonna go full toddler meltdown during outages, I’m considering trading it in for an IKEA sofa and a five-gallon bucket of ice! 🤷‍♂️ 🔥**Unhinged Prediction:** In five years, we’ll all just be sleeping in cars because smart beds will be too complicated. Stonks? 🤯💰