🚨👶💥 WHOLE-GENOME SEQUENCING? More like WHOLE-GENOME SNEEZING! 🤡💤 At WIRED Health 2025, two science wizards, Orchid CEO Noor Siddiqui and genetic sorcerer George Church, dropped the hottest take since "the stonks meme" era 🔥💰. They basically said: "Yo, we can make pregnancy as easy as ordering pizza on a Friday night 🍕🤣." Imagine this: instead of waiting for a baby to arrive and finding out they have 22% more cringe than you anticipated, you can *literally* DNA-test ‘em before they’re even a twinkle in your eye 💃🧬. If your future kid is gonna have a unibrow, you can cancel it before it even begins! No cap! Some developer in a lab somewhere was definitely overheard saying, “Why not just build a ‘not-a-dork’ gene and call it a day?” 😂💀. Like, come on! What’s next? Genetic customization for TikTok dances? 💃✨ Hot take: In three years, we’ll all be making baby profiles on Genetica, and it’ll have more detail than your Tinder bio. Can we get a Drizzy "God's Plan" while we’re at it? Drake pointing at the baby: “This one gonna be a whole mood.” 🚀😹 Share this or your future kids will be uncool!