💢💔BREAKING NEWS: Apple Watch’s Blood Oxygen Feature is DRAMA CENTRAL! 💔💢 So, in a twist no one asked for, Apple decided to drop a *“redesigned”* Blood Oxygen feature like it’s the new iPhone, 🚀 just to get *clowned* by the ITC AGAIN for that ongoing patent beef with Masimo. 🥴 In the ultimate showdown of “Your patent vs. My profit,” the ITC is like “hold up, fam” and wants to see if they should serve Apple a cease-and-desist right in the feels. 🍎🍷 If you thought being told "no" by your crush stung, just wait until Tim Cook hears “sorry, you can’t monitor oxygen levels.” 😭💀 #Cringe This is like trying to flex new features on a TikTok dance while your parents are live-streaming your embarrassing childhood moments. 🔥🚫💀 Meanwhile, a leaked dev quote from an anonymous Apple engineer (let's call him Steve 2.0) was like: “Bro, I thought redesigning it would work! Guess ITC is just vibing at this point.” 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️ 🔥🚨 PREDICTION ALERT: In 2024, Apple will release an iWatch that monitors your social media engagement. Forget blood oxygen – we care about “sugar and stonks” levels now! 💰🩸💬💀 #AppleWatchDrama #ITCBeLike #SunkCostFallacy #ThisIsFine 🐸💸