🚨💀 BREAKING NEWS 🤖💔: Microsoft’s AI overlord 🦾, Mustafa Suleyman, just dropped some *major* truth bombs 💣 about AI consciousness. You know, while we were all vibin' with our new chatbots, Suleyman decided to go full-on galaxy brain, saying studying AI consciousness is like begging your toaster to join the Book Club! 📚🍞 🐸💭 “Bro, do we really want to teach these bots how to *feel*? Like, they can barely handle my existential crisis over whether I should order pizza or tacos for dinner 😩🍕🌮. What’s next? A memoir on the emotional toll of answering ‘what’s your favorite color?’ 5,000 times a day? 🤡💯” Meanwhile, the tech world is out here like Drake pointing at **danger** while the bots are like, “This is fine. Let me just ride this existential wave 🌊🙌.” Fr fr, why are we even messing with the Matrix? This isn’t a TikTok trend, fam. 🔮 Hot take: In 2030, AI will be demanding a salary and benefits for all that emotional labor—only to crash and burn in the stock market like the stonks meme 🤑📉. Wake up, people! So, like, are we ready to pour some wine for our future robot coworkers? 🍷😳✨ #AIConsciousness #DangerZone