💔💔🔧 HOLD THE PHONE!!! Samsung's Galaxy Z Fold 7 is folding... FOLDING FASTER than your cousin when you challenge him to a rap battle!! 🎤💀 BREAKING: Users are reporting that their Z Fold 7s are experiencing paint peeling faster than I peel back from bad relationships. Like, c'mon guys! This isn’t a budget IKEA hack! It's supposed to be high-END LUXURY! 💸💔 Imagine dropping *THAT* hot gossip in a Reddit thread like this: “My paint is shedding off like my will to live during a Monday meeting!” 😂🔥 And let’s be real, Samsung resembles a kid that promises you the moon but delivers a soggy paper plate. 😬 Experts say it’s affecting ALL colors—blue, black, red, just no whites?! 😂 But “don’t worry,” says a “leaked” developer quote from Samsung, “just treat it like a vintage piece; it’s called character!” 🤡🖌️ But you know what's even more character-building? Spending $$$ on a phone that looks like it got into a fight with a sandpaper factory! I CAN'T! 🚨 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, foldable phones will be made of recycled candy wrappers, and every time they peel, they’ll give you a sweet reminder of your smartphone's existential crisis. 🍬💔 #Cope #Seethe #FoldingDownTheDrain 🔥📱💩