🚨💥BREAKING NEWS💥🚨: Everyone's favorite tuxedo-wearing meme lord, STEPHEN COLBERT, just dropped a chaotic blast from the past—like a vintage grape soda you found in that 2012 time capsule under your mom's bed! 🥳🥤💀 In a mind-blowing moment where TIME TRAVEL is *actually* possible (thanks, 80s movies), Colbert resurrected an INTERVIEW with the QUEEN herself, DIANE KEATON, serving us a spicy blend of nostalgia and absurdity that even Bill Gates would say, “Stonks!” 📈👑🍷 Imagine Diane giving Colbert the "Drake Pointing" treatment for the weirdest questions about frosted tips and floppy disks—it’s like if your grandma was a TikTok star! 😮🤳💃 But seriously, can we just talk about how KEATON went from *Annie Hall* to taking us back to when people wore skinny jeans unironically? Like, "this is fine" but also "please don't bring those back" 😂🔥 **Fake Developer Quote™**: "Honestly, we were all just trying to get through the day, but Diane's charm could compile code in assembly. 🤖💥" So here's my unhinged prediction: in 10 years, **Colbert will be AI-generated**, interviewing holograms of past guests, and we’ll all just be nodding along while cringing harder than watching a Zoom meeting go off the rails! 🚀💀💩 Share this chaotic gold, fam. It’s lit! 🤡✨🔥 #TimeCapsuleMeme