🚨💀 BREAKING: Tesla’s ‘Affordable’ EVs are Literally Just the Model 3 and Model Y after a Bad Breakup 💔🚗✨ So, picture this: Elon Musk wakes up, looks at his fridge full of leftover Model Y prototypes and thinks, "What if I just... take off all the fun parts? 🤔" 🤖💭 Yes, my dudes, *enter stage left* the great, the glorious, the oh-so-revolutionary ‘budget’ EVs that are just sad little siblings of their more popular counterparts. 🤡🔥 Elon promised us a $25k EV that would be the auto equivalent of handing a kid a PS5 for their birthday, but alas! We got slapped in the face with a used flip phone instead. No cap, it’s like going to McDonald’s and ordering a Big Mac only to find out you’ve been served a sad, lonely lettuce leaf. 🥬💔 Word on the street is some developer was heard saying, “At this point, we’re basically just putting ‘affordable’ in the name and calling it a day.” 🤦‍♂️🚀 Here’s a hot take: In 2024, Tesla is going to announce a brand new “affordable EV”—the *Model Z*—that’s just a wooden go-kart with a battery strapped to it. 🚀🔥 Share if you’re ready to rage against the machine for a REAL affordable EV! 🚗💥 #Seethe #Cope #Stonks