💀🍏 BREAKING: Apple’s Dream of Affordable Tech Heroes Crushed by Reality! 😱💔 So, like, Apple just pulled a classic move (you know, the "We’re too busy charging you a kidney" vibe) and canned the CHEAPER Vision Pro. Yes, you heard it right! 👀💸 Instead, they’re diving headfirst into smart glasses to battle Meta’s wannabe Ray-Bans. Talk about a glow-up gone wrong! 🚫👓 🍏🗑️ A leaky source (totally not a janitor who overheard Steve Jobs' ghost) said: “We wanted to make VR accessible but then we realized that, like, charging 'rich people' for everything is just our branding now. No cap.” 🤣🔥 Mark Gurman from Bloomberg threw in: "Apple thinks they can outsmart Meta by making glasses that, let’s face it, only the Trendy TikTokers will buy." *Drake meme pointing at their concept* 🙅‍♂️📈 The Vision Pro was supposed to drop in 2027, but guess what? It’s now more like “2027? JUST KIDDING!” 🎭 The only thing cheaper than the Vision Pro now is your hopes and dreams! 💔💸 🔥🔮 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2028, Apple will release glasses that tell you the price of everything in your life—free advice included: “You can’t afford this.” *cue galaxy brain explosion* 🤯💰💥 Share this or you’ll be wearing fruit brand glasses that are not made by Apple! 🤡🍌