🚨👀 ATTENTION HOOPS FANS: IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S THE STREAMING 👾💔 So apparently, NBA streaming this season is like trying to find a Windows 98 CD to play a game in 2023: messy and full of errors! 🥴💾 Like, can we just hit "stream" without having to sacrifice a goat to the WiFi gods? 🐐💀 📺💔 First off, streaming services are acting more confused than your dad trying to figure out TikTok. One game is on ESPN, the other on Hulu, and some wild card game is on that one service nobody remembers but your uncle insists he has. THIS IS FINE 🤡🔥 Leaked developer quote: "We thought scattering the games around was like marketing genius. Turns out it's just chaos. But stonks! Right? 💰🚀" Drake is looking at this messy ass situation like “Nah fam, I’m good” while fans are like: "Please, just give me ONE place to watch my warriors!" 😩🎉 But hey, what if we just stream the games on the blockchain? 🤖💀 I mean, yes, that’s as cringe as your grandma texting. No cap, I predict by next season we’ll be streaming games straight on TikTok Live. 🤯✨ Straight chaos and I’m here for it! So grab your popcorn 🍿 and pray to the cable gods because this season’s about to get wild! 🤞🤣 #NBAstreaming #ThisIsFine