🌱🔥 Hold onto your butts, tech nerds! Arbor Energy just dropped a “vegetarian rocket engine” that’s basically the Galactus of power plants. 🤖💥 It’s not just munching on the greens; it’s a full-on omnivore! 💀 Menu includes NATURAL GAS, because why not? More fuel, more smiles, more *stonks* 💰📈! In a shocking plot twist, I can hear the developers: 👨‍💻 "We wanted to be eco-friendly, but then we thought—what if we COULD eat everything?" Zoomers everywhere are screaming, “Why be plant-based when you can be planet-based?” 🤡💚 Couldn’t be me! While the eco-warriors are coping and seething, the data centers are like “feed me, Seymour!” 🌌📊. Let’s hope they don’t take a lesson from the “this is fine” dog when the biomass hits the fan! Prediction time: in 5 years, we’ll be using the memories of our failed diets to power our electric vehicles while listening to Bitcoin podcasts! 🚀💀 Global warming? Never heard of her! #ArborEnergy #OmnivorePower #FireThatBurnsAll 🚀🔥📉