🚨📣 Breaking News: Apple Says Your Old M1 Mac is Now a Paperweight! 🚨💀 So check it, fam! 👀 Apple just straight-up tossed the M1 Mac users into the digital dumpster with their latest website update saying, "Ya boi needs an M2 chip or he ain't getting any Apple Intelligence!" 🤖💥 But don’t panic yet—Apple's probably just going through a midlife crisis like your uncle Gary who just discovered TikTok!! 😂🍻 Our inside source (totally not made up 🤫🦄) was overheard saying, "We're just testing the waters! If we accidentally stranded those M1 users, they should just upgrade, right? Stonks!" 📈👀🔥 Look, Apple’s website is like that one friend who can’t stop changing their relationship status—TOTAL chaos, fr fr. But I'm telling you, it's probably just a glitch! 🤷‍♂️🤡 You know, like when you open Excel and it crashes after two columns. #ThisIsFine 😅 So, to all my M1 homies: cope, seethe, and wait for that patch to drop because there's no way Apple is gonna leave you hanging with your overpriced aluminum paperweights! 💸💥 Hot Take: If Apple announces an M3 chip in 2024, they'll probably force a trade-in program for all "legacy" devices just because it’s fun to watch people lose their minds. 🌀🚀