🚨👶📱 **BREAKING SNOOZEFEST: Kids Using Social Media Are Basically Going "Who Dis?" in Reading!** 📚💀 So, some 🤡 scientists decided to evaluate over 6,500 kids and concluded that social media pretty much turned them into real-life Dorys: "Just keep scrolling, just keep scrolling." 🐠💨 Like, how many likes does it take to spell "cat?" 🐱✨ You know what they found? Social media users scored lower on reading, vocabulary, and memory tests two years later! 💩🧠 Stonks is down! 📉👀 Meanwhile, non-users are out here hitting those big brain galaxy moves. 🚀✨ *Imaginary Developer Quote*: “Yeah, we thought social media would turn kids into mini Einsteins, but it’s more like they now only understand emojis 🤷‍♂️.” Drake is gonna have to put out a new track: "Hotline Bling: Why Can’t I Read?" 🔥📞 With great memes come great responsibility, folks. 🤯 So what's the unhinged prediction here? 🤔 Watch out for TikTok’s next challenge: "Read a Book or Suffer the Consequences!" 📖🚫 I give it a week before kids start charading with actual books like they’re relics from the ancient times. 🤣💥 This is fine, right? 🤪🔥 Share this if you want to save a child from their next viral TikTok obsession! ✨🚀