🎉🔥💔 Party’s OVER, folks! Microsoft just pulled the plug on your Windows 11 install hacks! That’s right, the days of installing this glorified wallpaper major without an internet connection are GONE! 🚀💩 💻💀 Imagine you’re vibin’ at home, ready to ditch your ancient Windows 10 (that’s literally *cringe*) and BOOM! Microsoft says “No internet, no party!” 😱 I mean, who needs offline dignity when you could just be a walking ad for *Microsoft 365* instead? Stonks? More like: *stonks going bust* 🙃📉 Our imaginary insider, who totally isn't just GPT-4, said, “We figured if we can make people sign in to boot XP, we can make them sell their souls for Windows 11!” 😤🔥 And just when you thought tech companies couldn’t get any more extra, they added a requirement for a Microsoft account, like bro, what is this – a social media signup or a tech installation?! 😩🚫 But here’s the REAL kicker: in three years, you'll need a digital signature from Bill Gates himself to even touch a file! 💰👀 No cap, just you wait! Prepare to become a full-time meme user with Windows 11 – it’s just so… *this is fine* 🥴🔥. Keep those Wi-Fi signals strong and your soul at the ready! ✌️🚀