🚨🍕🏴‍☠️ BREAKING: Resident Evil Requiem is back and it’s so familiar, your grandma might be able to beat it on her second try. 💀👵💥 Capcom’s been on this zombie-killing grind for like 30 years. I mean, can we get a stonks meme for survival horror?! 📈😱 Enter RE9 and our new BFF, Grace Ashcroft, who’s basically going “Help! My dad is a video game character and I’m stuck in a horror mansion with bad reception!” 😂📞🏚️ The game kicks off with Grace trying to dodge grotesque horrors like that one time your WiFi went out during a TikTok challenge. This is traditional survival horror done right—grab your herbs and pray you find ammo like finding a good meme at 3 AM! 🤷‍♂️🔫 🔥AND CAN WE TALK ABOUT THAT CLINIC? It’s basically where horror meets healthcare—no copay, just existential dread! 😬🏥 **Leaked Dev Quote**: "Yeah, we just went back to what worked, because gamers have the memory of a goldfish." 💔🐠 But here’s my unhinged prediction: Capcom will announce RE10, featuring Grace’s pet hamster as the next viral horror icon. Watch out, world! 🚀👾 *Insert galaxy brain here* Sit tight, folks. 🧟‍♂️ #ThisIsFine #ResidentEvil #MemeChaos