🚀💥 Stop everything! 🚀💥 You're telling me orbiting a planet is *NOT* like cruising in an Uber? 🤔💀 Hold up, fam! I just got a major galaxy brain moment 🌌🤯: Apparently, you gotta SLOW DOWN to SPEED UP when you’re driving your fancy metal bird around the big ol’ rock! 🪐😲 Let’s break it down: a PhD physicist spilled the tea ☕️ on how navigating space is basically just playing a cosmic game of Frogger, but with actual stakes! 🐸🛸 Like, bro, imagine trying to parallel park your spacecraft while dodging meteors and the gravitational pull of that fat planet! 💨💥 #NoFreeParking **Leaked Dev Quote**: “We tell people it’s slow because we don’t want them to seethe when they realize the rocket goes slower than their Wi-Fi on a Saturday night!” 😂🔥 Meanwhile, Elon Musk is probably getting ready to slap a “fast and furious” sticker on a SpaceX rocket 🚀💰 because #stonksssonks!!!! But fr fr, my dude will probably just end up launching a TikTok dance challenge in zero gravity. 💃🕺 **HOT TAKE ALERT**: By 2030, we will have satellite delivery drones that not only bring you pizza but will also do your taxes—all while in orbit! Brace yourselves for the ultimate meme economy! 🤡🚀💸🔥 #outoftheearthandintoyourheart