🚀🔥 THIS IS FINE: SpaceX’s Hans Koenigsmann is STRAP-INNING for a cosmic ride, and he's literally taking his decades of rocket fails with him! 🤡💀 Two decades ago, Elon was chillin’ in his garage with a vision, and Hans was like “BRB gonna make sure this won’t explode on the launch pad," while trying to figure out how to NOT turn rockets into fireworks. 🎆💥 We got stonks in avionics, and now he’s ready to throw the ultimate *space party*. 🎉🌌 "Honestly, I just wanted to see if a rocket can taste the stars," says Hans, channeling his inner Galaxy Brain. 🧠💫 You think he’s gonna plant the SpaceX flag, or just walk around saying “Hey, remember when we blew up 37 rockets?” 🤣👀 ✈️💰 Meanwhile, everyone at SpaceX is seething like "Do we get to go, or are we just the unpaid interns at NASA 2.0?" 🤖🍕 But here’s the hottest take of the day 🔥: Hans will come back with intergalactic memes, and we’ll be trading stonks on Martian Reddit like, “Hala, look at these sweet cosmic gains!” 🌕🚀 Buckle up, fam. This space saga is about to get a WILD glow-up. 😂💥 #SpaceIsThePlace #DontBlowIt