🚨🚀 BREAKING NEWS, CHADS AND STONKS HOLDERS! 🚀🚨 Tether just dropped the GIGA bomb: 500 MILLION users 🌍💰, and USDT is flexing with a supply of around $182 BILLION 💸💸! Meanwhile, Circle's USDC is sitting there like "bro, I only have $75B" while trying to look cool 🤡. Tether’s CEO, Paolo Ardoino, is out here saying "Programmable money is the ultimate social network" 🤖—because who wouldn’t want a friendship built on stablecoins and market volatility? Fr fr, that's a more unstable relationship than my last Tinder date! 😅💔 👀 “To all crypto bros, this can’t be real! Is Tether actually a meme or are we just living in a simulation?” - a *“leaked”* quote from an anonymous developer somewhere in the Metaverse 😱💀. By the way, don't forget to check your CryptoWallet for that USDT **that’s not going anywhere**. 💀🔥 This is fine. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, Tether will release a dating app called "Crypto Amour" where your love life is literally backed by stablecoins 💘💎. Remember, you heard it here first! #CryptoChronicles #MemeLordApproved