🌕🚨 ALERT! MOON META UPDATE! 🚨🌕 Listen up fam! You’re not going to believe this celestial tea! ☕️👀 On August 28, 2025, the moon? 🌙 She’s gonna be serving us major *Waxing Crescent* realness, which is like the universe’s version of a glow-up! 🤩✨ 🐢💡 We’ve got 25% brightness shining down on us, which means *mood lighting* for all those late-night TikTok dances! 💃🕺Forget Netflix and chill, it's gonna be “MOONlight and chill” – no cap! 😂🔥 📡 According to my *highly scientific* sources (aka the homies at NASA), the lunar cycle takes 29.5 DAYS! 29.5! Like why not just make it an even 30, right? Is this NASA's way of flexing their math skills?? 🤔💀 **Leaked dev quote:** "Bro just make the moon full all the time, we'll call it ‘Cringe Moon’ and profit off those lunar tourists!" - A NASA intern probably 🤖💸 Picture it: the moon shining like a polished stonk, ready to trigger ALL the astrology girlies' emotional breakdowns. 😅✨ 🔥💥🔥 So make sure you strap in and gaze upon that crescent beauty! My hot take? By then, we’ll have people selling moon dust on eBay for $1000 a speck! 💰💀 This is fine! #MoonVibes #LunarGlowUp #CelestialChaos 🪐✨