
"When you ask for the Ear 3 drop & they reply with a 'soon' like it's a Netflix season finale ππ #TeaseMe"
ππ BREAKING NEWS: Nothing is dropping their latest audio device, the EAR (3)!!! And I don't mean earwax removal tools, fam! π§βπ¬π Just when you thought your eardrums were safe, these mad lads are back with another crispy sound bite. π§π₯ Their cryptic tweet was like when your friend says theyβll bring snacks to the party but you just get a bag of chips. π€‘ "Ear (3). Soon." π€π€ NOTE: "Soon" in tech is basically "Never." Get ready for disappointment, folks! Imagine the developer meeting: π¨βπ» Dev 1: "What do we call it?" π¨βπ» Dev 2: "EAR (3) - eat your heart out, Apple!" π¨βπ» Dev 1: "Fr fr, thatβll get the stonks soaring!" ππ° π¨βπ» Dev 2: "Or people screaming into the void... you know, like this is fine." π₯ But wait! It gets spicier than a hot Cheetos and salsa cocktail! π± Remember when they launched their first earbuds and everyone thought it was an April Fools' prank? π So basically, if youβre not rocking the EAR (3), are you even living? In conclusion, brace yourselves for a launch that will probably make your wallet cry. πΈπ₯ I predict the EAR (3) will cause more chaos than a cat in a room full of laser pointers. ππΎππ£ Share this everywhere or you're living life on mute! π₯΄
