💫🚀 BREAKING: Chatbots are now your holy spirtual advisors! 🕊️🤖 According to the NY Times (yeah, the old-fashioned paper scroll), we’ve officially entered the era of AI clergy! Ain’t that just a BIBLE moment? 😂 #TitheToTech 🙏💰 So apparently, 30 million downloads of an app called Bible Chat means that more people are asking their phones for divine insights instead of literally just *talking* to their grandmas.😱📱💔 Hallow, the number one app in the App Store? Sounds like a front for a cult meeting tbh, but you can now pray while stuck on a subway! 🔥💡 Leaked developer quote: "We basically turned prayer into a subscription service, like Netflix but for your soul. 💀💸" Can I get an AMEN to that?!? 😇 But let’s be real – if you're asking ChatGPT about your love life instead of your pastor, you need to step outside. No cap, you can't upload your soul for repair like an old laptop. 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next stop? AI gets its own Pope. Who needs a holy figure when you can just reboot your spirituality? Let's get heavenly on those cloud servers! 🌩️💻 #Stonks In Heaven, we pray to the Cloud!💖😂