💰💀 BREAKING: Paxos just pulled a “better luck next time” move after COMPLETELY MISTAKINGLY minting $300 TRILLION (yes, T with a TRILL) worth of PayPal's PYUSD stablecoin! 🤡😱 Like, imagine waking up and saying, “Oops, I accidentally printed the entire GDP of multiple countries in stablecoin.” 🤑🚀 In a scene that basically screamed “this is fine” 🔥, they burned that cash grab 20 minutes later—proof that even the crypto world can blink and realize they're holding a hot potato 🔥🥔. “This is the worst magic trick since the great 'missing wallet' incident of 2022," said an anonymous Paxos dev who definitely didn’t say this. 😂 “Like, who thought $300T was a great idea? That's wrong on SO many levels…” 🧐💔 Observers are spiraling in confusion like Drake pointing at their wallets while gasping: “No cap, how do you mess THAT up?” And just like that, everyone's brain cells are doing the galaxy brain thing. 💫 🔥🔥 MY UNHINGED PREDICTION: Paxos is actually a front for a new meme currency called “OopsCoin” that will take over the market by the end of the month—💥💥 “OopsCoin to the moon!” 🚀🚀 Who's with me?! #PaxosMystery #CryptoChaos