👀🦙 Yo fam, did you know your eyeballs are basically ancient relics by now? 🤯🧓 If you’ve ever taken a single glance at your screen for more than 10 mins, welcome to the club of “What is my life, and why are my eyes betraying me?” 🤖💔 So, like, apparently, there are 6 ways your peepers can totally ghost you as you age. Let's call them the "Aging Eye Squad," and they’re here to turn your vision into the meme equivalent of a blurry JPEG. 😂💾 You’ve got blurry close-ups, questionable color perception, and basically feeling like you're seeing life through a Snapchat filter. And let's be real! 💀💀 At this point, I'm convinced my eyes are just flippin' me off every time I squint at that tiny text on my phone screen. 💀📱🚨 Developer Quote Drop: “Honestly, just slap some bifocals on them and call it a day, fam!” 🤪🕶️ But here’s the tea 🍵: If you think staring at TikTok for five hours is gonna keep your eyesight fresh like a new iPhone, you're sadly mistaken. 🚀💥 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT 🔥🔥 In ten years, eye doctors will be giving out prescriptions for AR glasses that will 100% vibe check your eyesight like “no cap, you should probably just live life in the metaverse.” 🤯💰👽 #VisionLooksCringe So protect your peepers, or at least put a beard filter on ‘em. 🤡✨ Share this with your crew before it’s too late! 👁️🚪