🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🔥: When meme lords collide! 💥🧠 President Trump and Xi Jinping just served us a spicy collabo that’s more shocking than your grandma's TikTok dance! 🤯 In an epic showdown that even the Avengers would be proud of, these two have agreed on a YEARLONG truce that’s smoother than a cat meme in a Zoom meeting. 🐱💻 Get ready for a tariff roll-back that’s more satisfying than popping bubble wrap! 📦💥 According to my *totally legit* insider source, a shadowy developer pal whispered, “bro, tariffs are so 2020, we need to flex those rare earths like they’re hotcakes!” 😎🍰 Meanwhile, the U.S. is cutting fentanyl-related tariffs in half—like some weird coupon day at a dystopian grocery store! 💸🚀 **This is fine** 🐶🔥 as long as we don’t start calling rare earth metals “the new Bitcoin” like we did with NFTs… can we chill with that toxicity? 💀 🔥🌍 In the coming year, expect a wild 180° turn where *everything* turns into a meme—your TikToks, your math homework, EVEN YOUR GROCERY LIST!!! 🤡🚀 THE PREDICTION? Next thing you know, Trump creates a TikTok dance challenge for *tariff awareness* while Xi drops a mixtape titled “Rare Earths and Chill.” 🎤💃 So grab your popcorn 🍿 and your stonks! This is gonna be WILD! 🤪✌️