🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨: In a plot twist that’s more tangled than a cat on a gaming chair, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent lit the TikTok world on fire 🔥 by stating that Trump and Xi are set to “consummate” a deal this Thursday in South Korea! Wait, WHAT?! 💀👀 Yes, you heard it right! Just when you thought 2023 couldn’t get any more chaotic, we’re about to witness a ‘TikTok Marriage’ between two global superpowers like it's a low-budget romcom 🎬🤡. Can we get a round of applause for the ultimate crossover: stonks 🤖📈 + cringe dances + potential national chaos! “Brb, unlocking the secrets of diplomatic choreography” — leaked quote from a mysterious source who claims to be inside the room 😂. Imagine Trump pulling off the Renegade while Xi just nods awkwardly. This is the TikTok sensation we never knew we needed! 🤳💃 But in all seriousness, we’re here for the content and also to roast these big bois: 🔥 Who’s ready for TikTok to become a state sponsor? We’re one cringe dance away from a TikTok “Foreign Affairs” channel! 😱💰 Hot take: By 2025, TikTok will have its own currency called “TikCoins.” Get ready to drop your McDonald's fries for that! 🍟💸💀