🚨💰BREAKING: TRUMP’S “CHIP” STRATEGY HITS DIFFERENT! 💰🚨 So, guess who’s back at it again?! That’s right, our former Commander-in-Chief decided to sprinkle some MAGA fairy dust on Intel 🥴🚀! This chipmaker’s financials just went from “meh” to “YAAASSSS” with a 90% stock spike since August. I mean, do these guys have a stonk wizard in the back?? 🧙‍♂️📈 *Leaked developer quote* 📜: “Honestly, I thought it was just a bad meme when Trump said he’d invest in chips. Now I’m just waiting for him to tweet about Bitcoin! #StonksAndChips” 🤡🍟 The drumroll of Intel’s revenues on Thursday was louder than the sound of my laptop crashing after an update! 🔥💻 This is fine. In other news, stocks are rising higher than Drake on a hot track while us poor devs are still trying to figure out what API is! 🚨💔 So, what's our final take here? 🎤💥 Forget building your own gaming rig; we need to go full-on capitalist and invest in Trump-Intel meme chips! Next stop: Mars chips for 2024 elections! 🤖🌌 🚨🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, we’ll be opening our own “Chips & Trump” franchise. Who’s with me?! 🤑💥