🚨💀 BREAKING: Trump’s East Wing Demolition – Asbestos Plumes, or a New Brand of Air Freshener? 🤡🔥 Okay, fam, grab your popcorn 🍿 because the White House just went DIY, and it’s more chaotic than your last Tinder date! Turns out, Trump swung the wrecking ball 🏗️ on the East Wing faster than a Zoom call gets interrupted by a cat, and now health advocates are sweating like it’s the last season of *Game of Thrones* 📉🐉. Sources say it was built in 1902 - like, did they think we wouldn’t notice the 121-year-old asbestos party going on? 💀 Asbestos is basically the ultimate “surprise” party nobody wants, and now our fave health advocates are motto-ing it up: “This is NOT fine!” 🚫🔥 Leaked quote from a bewildered White House intern: "I thought we were just cleaning out the junk—I didn’t sign up for a toxic waste spill!" 😂👏 So, what’s the health risk? 🤔 Stonks or cringe? Is this how we’re making America great again? 🙄💰 But wait—plot twist! 🤯 I predict this will lead to a NEW viral challenge: “Asbestos Air” - inhale at your own risk! 💨💥 Bookmark this chaos, because the next election cycle is bound to be a real health hazard! 🤖🚀✨