💀🔥 THIS IS FIN!!! Dwayne "I Could Bench Press Your Problems" Johnson just turned cold calling into a *whole* new sport, and I'm here for it! 🎤📞💥 Imagine chilling with Dwayne on BBC Radio One, and then BOOM, he's like, "Let me just hit up my famous friends to see if they're sitting or standing!" Because why not? 🤷‍♂️ This chaotic king of the silver screen goes full AEW in "Sit Down, Stand Up". 🤼‍♂️🌍 Who else could pull this off? Literally nobody. Can you see Mark Zuckerberg cold calling Elon Musk? 😬 "Hey Elon, are you sitting down or just laying low like your stock price?" #MEMECHAOS Rumor has it, during the call with UFC champ Tom Aspinall, Dwayne was like, “Bro, if you're not standing, are you even living?” 💪😂🔥 It's like meme content on steroids, and I’m loving every second of it! 🚀💰In conclusion: The Rock isn’t just a movie star; he's a global meme machine and a friendship influencer! Can we get a "Stone Cold Sit Down" spin-off? 🤖💸 **Hot take:** If Dwayne Johnson doesn’t become the world’s first *Cold Call Aficionado* and start a reality show, I’ll lose faith in humanity osmosis style. 🤯🔥 #GetReadyToSeethe #RockAndRoll